Insurance Knock Knock Jokes

28 funny insurance jokes.

Insurance knock knock jokes. The insurance agent thinks. How old are you sir i m 102 102. I can t wait for the next. Insurance knock knock jokes bing images.

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It s the risk manager who says there s a pig in the barn. We went through thousands and yes there are thousands if not millions of knock knock jokes out there and found 100 that represent the absolute best knock knock jokes and show off this truly american art form. Read them share them with your friends and try to pretend you didn t just laugh a little. Come back tomorrow tomorrow ain t good.

I m jewish and cannot sleep next to an unclean animal so the insurance salesman is sent to the barn. We ll be celebrating my dad s birthday your dad s birthday. An insurance agent visited his local museum and accidentally knocked over a statue. What do an insurance policy and a woman have in common.

The others go back to bed but soon are awakened by another knock. And you wanna get life insurance at your age. People also love these ideas. The employee working at the insurance company asks.

The underwriter must have groped the blonde in the dark and she mistakenly slapped me instead of him the underwriter thinks. And if you re looking to laugh even more don t miss our roundup of the. The woman thought a minute then brightened up and said probably a poodle. Health knock knock jokes here you will find funny silly and hilarious health knock knock jokes for children of all ages teens and adults.

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Funny insurance jokes do you know the present value of your husband s policy the life insurance salesman asked his client. If you should lose your husband what would you get asked the salesman.